a bean the found LSD

Once soon a time here was bean that lived in a castle on the hill, a hill so high the fields of green couldn't stack up. He writers block and couldn't think of a word to utter so then be bought a wok. He went to school and learned of a girl that needed to check her privlage. He wanted to get to know the girl so then he could put her provalge in check. But then the girl died from a fallcok clawing out her throat. He thought to himself how funny it would be if he wasn't a bean and could have his throat clawed out by a fallcon. After his thought was finished his father let out a scream awakening him from his gross postage stamp dream